150 Friday Quotes to Inspire a Funny, Fabulous Day!

Fan of Friday quotes?

They’re fabulous for fanning the Fri-yay flame in your friends and followers!

Here, you can choose from all kinds of quotes and sayings:

  • Funny quotes for this special day
  • Inspirational quotes about Fridays
  • Motivational quotes for Friday at work
  • Quotes for Friday evenings
  • Happy Friday quotes for a beautiful morning

And so much more! Jump in and explore the Friday fun.

Funny Friday Quotes

Let the good times roll with these funny quotes and sayings!

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
~ Rico

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
~ James Johnson

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
~ Unknown

Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.
~ Stephen King

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
~ Unknown

I haven’t been this excited for Friday since last Friday!
~ Unknown

I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays.
~ Unknown

It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
~ Amy Neftzger

Who cares about Thursday’s happy hour when Friday is upon us?
~ Unknown

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
~ Unknown

Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.
~ Unknown

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
~ American Proverb

Leaving on Friday like…
~ Unknown

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Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.
~ Irma Grese

I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.
~ Unknown

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
~ Richard Nelson Bolles

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
~ Lauren Oliver

It’s Friday and I’m thirsty.
~ Unknown

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
~ Anonymous

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.
~ Unknown

If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?

Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!
~ D.S. Mixell

You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
~ Jack Davis

Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!
~ Neil Leckman

Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.
~ Aaron Peckham

Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.
~ Unknown

“But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
~ William Anderson

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Inspirational Friday Quotes

Need a little inspiration to make it to 5pm? These quotes are for you!

Friday afternoon feels like heaven.
~ El Fuego

Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
~ Unknown

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
~ Noel Coward

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
~ Richard Nelson Bolles

FACT! Time goes slower on a Friday afternoon.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.
~ Helen Mirren

Friday: It’s time to embrace the crazy beautiful mess that you are because it’s almost the weekend.
~ Anonymous

I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
~ Johann Lamont

Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
~ Unknown

Most people tell you there are certain moments you should celebrate in life: for example, the weekend coming, so you should party on a Friday. Or your birthday or New Year’s Eve. But what if you’re excited about being alive every day? Can’t you be in that celebratory state every moment you’re not dead?
~ Andrew W.K.

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Friday Quotes for Work

These sayings might express just how you feel about Fridays at work.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It was an ordinary day, a Friday, twenty minutes til lunchtime, five hours til quitting time and the weekend, ten months til vacation, thirty-seven years til retirement. Then the phone rang.
~ Jack Finney

“I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already,” said no one ever.
~ Unknown

Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.
~ Unknown

Time to leave the stress from work, I have to welcome Friday with a happy heart. No worries, we are going to have fun.
~ Jane Johnson

If every day at work feels like a Friday, then you are doing what you were meant to do.
~ Alan W. Kennedy

I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.
~ Unknown

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
~ Unknown

Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.
~ Ozama Yasin

It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
~ Ronald Wilson

Finally, FRIDAY! Be easy today! Remember, it’s a job. I know it is how we eat and pay bills and provide health care to our family. But keep it in perspective; get there, do the best job you can, earn your check, and leave it at your desk at 5! Your REAL life begins when you end the workday. Save your emotional energy for that!!
~ Liz Faublas

I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well.
~ Jimmy Bennett

Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.
~ Romila Okaidu

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Friday Vibes Quotes

You’ll love these silly thoughts if you find Friday the best day of the week.

Did someone say… Friday?
~ Anonymous

Friday, my second favorite F-word.
~ Darynda Jones

Time goes slower on a Friday afternoon.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimistian.
~ Anonymous

Whatever one thinks of Twitter, the Friday Reads hashtag is kind of a cool tradition.
~ James Bernard Frost

It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
~ Unknown

Friday! It’s kind of a big deal.
~ Anonymous

It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!
~ Napz Cherub Pellazo

This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!
~ Kate Summers

Some people say that Friday is the end of the week, but for me, it’s only the beginning. Happy Friday, and say “Hello” to the weekend.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

I added some Friday to your coffee. You’re welcome.
~ Unknown

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.
~ Unknown

Music always sounds better on Friday.
~ Lou Brutus

This is my Friday face. (post with a joyful selfie!)
~ Unknown

Life is good especially on a Friday.
~ Anonymous

If Friday had a face, I would kiss it.
~ Unknown

Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday. Share, Like, comment, and friend. Netiquette
~ David Chiles

May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.
~ Vinay Agarwal

Don’t worry about letting the dogs out. It’s Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.
~ Unknown

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Friday Night Quotes

Below: Happy thoughts about kicking off the weekend!

On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.
~ Ellen Wittlinger

Football games on Friday nights followed by field parties every weekend was how I spent my high school years.
~ Abbi Glines

Happy Friday Night Fam! Time to free yourself from worries and stresses and focus on all of your blessings! Spread love & be happy this weekend!
~ Tracey Edmonds

I, myself, don’t like to see a film on Friday night and then forget it by the next day.
~ Julia Leigh

It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
~ Anonymous

You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.
~ Donny Deutsch

I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.
~ Debasish Mridha

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
~ Dr. Seuss

I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.
~ Charlie Kaufman

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!
~ George Carlin

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.
~ Florence Welch

Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that.
~ Demi Lovato

On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.
~ Douglas Booth

I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.
~ Don Cheadle

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Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.
~ Chrissy Teigen

I wanna be your Friday night sweet ride. Summertime sunshine, barefoot in the moonlight.
~ Unknown

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
~ Stephen Chbosky

Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.
~ Unknown

I’m kind of boring – I like to watch the ‘Newshour’ on Friday nights.
~ Deborah K. Ross

I am a boring loner. I enjoy Friday nights at home in my rocking chair with no arms, rocking and relaxing. It’s not uncommon for Netflix to be involved. Records are a possibility, but most of it is spent in silence.
~ Valerie June

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Friday Motivation Quotes

What would Friday be without some motivation and goals? Oh yeah, the weekend lol.

Regardless, have a good Friday with these motivational quotes and sayings.

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.
~ Byron Pulsifer

Don’t count the days. Make the days count.
~ Muhammad Ali

Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week.
~ Byron Pulsifer

When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.
~ Edmond Mbiakading

The most wasted of days is one without laughter.
~ E.E. Cummings

Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.
~ Nanea Hoffman

Happy Friday! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the beginning of the next week be far away.
~ Unknown

Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays & weekends. I don’t want to build a life and career, where I spent five days a week waiting for the weekend. No! I want to enjoy my life, and don’t wish any weekday away. I want each day to matter to me, in some way, even if it’s a small tiny way. I love my life. Everyday. That’s the spirit we should convey all around us.
~ Akilnathan Logeswaran

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

I challenge you to let every day be a Friday. Give yourself permission to be happy every day.
~ Joel Osteen

Friday fills my day with hope & happiness.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
~ Anne Frank

When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break; you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.
~ Catherine Pulsifer

Without Friday, the weekend would be half over already.
~ Anthony T Hincks

I look forward to Fridays because I know I have spent the week offering encouragement, solace, assistance, and good-will to everyone I have met through my journey.
~ Byron Pulsifer

I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.
~ Hanna Rhoades

And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you’ll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday.
~ Alfred Doblin

That which has been promised comes to those who look forward to Friday. These are the achievements made possible through perseverance and focus.
~ Byron Pulsifer

Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!
~ Kate Summers

Compassion is a lifetime business. You can’t say something like, “I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel.” That is hypocrisy.
~ Israelmore Ayivor

It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.
~ George Jones

Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.
~ Neil Gaiman

And on a Friday fell all this mischance.
~ Chaucer

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Thank God It’s Friday Quotes

Say “TGIF” with these fun Friday sayings.

Dear week, I am so over you. I am leaving you for your best friend – weekend.
~ Unknown

Fri-nally, TGIF. We are ready to party
~ Unknown

Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
~ Nanea Hoffman

Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
~ Anonymous

TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Funny. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday!
~ Unknown

If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
~ Kathy Griffin

For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.
~ John Sununu

Wine, food, bath and book. That is my future tonight.
~ Anke van Zweel

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Positive Friday Quotes

More positive thoughts about this great day.

It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.
~ Anonymous

Friday is about hanging out with friends, having fun.
~ Rebecca Black

Don’t wait all week for Friday so you can enjoy life. Find a job you love so you can enjoy every day of the week.
~ Catherine Pulsifer

It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…
~ Parag Tipnis

Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.
~ Unknown

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.
~ Raimonda.B

Forget all the bad memories of a week that’s already gone. Prepare yourself for yet another beautiful week that starts with a delightful Friday experience. Happy Friday!
~ Unknown

Wishes for a Happy Friday, and a happy day for every day of the week.
~ Catherine Pulsifer

To find happiness, focus not on what we want, rather on what we have. Happy Friday!
~ Unknown

Dear Friday, I am ready for all of the adventures that the weekend promises.
~ Unknown

May this Friday brings all the good things in your life. May you have a fantastic week ahead. Happy Friday to you!
~ Unknown

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.
~ Dalai Lama

Happy Friday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.
~ Unknown

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Friday Quotes about Love

Share the love of Friday with these good ones.

Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.
~ S. O’Sade

Love and Life begin on Fridays.
~ Unknown

I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.
~ The Cure

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
~ Unknown

Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you, for life. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now.
~ Unknown

FRIDAY NIGHT! I have a date, with my bed…We’re totally going to sleep together!
~ Unknown

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.
~ Karen Kain

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Unknown

I date, don’t get me wrong. I’m not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want to find someone to share my life with.
~ Tamron Hall

Love and life begins on Fridays.
~ Girl Zone

How can I not love Friday when all it brings is hope and happiness?
~ Jane Johnson

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Good Morning Friday Quotes

These good morning Friday wishes will get your day off to a fresh start.

Rise up and attack the day with enthusiasm.
~ Anonymous

Good Morning! It’s Friday! May your day and weekend be filled with kind people, wonderful thoughts and happy memories. I wish you a beautiful day.
~ Unknown

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, ‘I believe,’ three times.
~ Ovid

Good Morning, have a nice day! Have a great start. Make your goal and try to achieve it again on this day! Happy Friday!
~ Unknown

Happy Friday, Have a blessed day and a wonderful weekend!
~ Unknown

Be the morning in everyone’s eyes and make their day turn into a thing of beauty.
~ Anthony T. Hincks

Good Morning! The sun has come to wake you up, open your eyes and get a coffee cup. Take a pledge you will not spoil this. Happy Friday!
~ Unknown

Good Morning, Have a Great Friday! Morning does not come alone it always comes with light, fragrance, music and laughter. Open your arms and welcome it.
~ Unknown

If you are thankful and grateful this Friday morning as you woke up, happiness will come out within you
~ Unknown

Good Friday Morning! Hope you all have a good start to a great weekend.
~ Unknown

When you arise in the morning, think of what a privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
~ Marcus Aurelius

Good Friday morning all. Make it happen today, we all have choices to make. Make them count, no matter how small.
~ Christopher Brisley

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Have the Fridayest Friday Ever

With this collection of 150 quotes and sayings, you should be all set to have the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed!

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